Thursday, May 24, 2012

JB HIFI Employees

Hello everyone, this is my second post of the day and it starts off like this:

I hate JB HIFI employees!

They are the worst people you will ever meet and talk to. They are just slightly better than Harvey Norman employees, ranking above them by just 0.0001.

Anyway, the people working there give me the shits. They are up themselves leading me to believe that the online job application process to be full of cow dump.
There have been many occasions where I wish something heavy will just fall on each and one of them leading to serious injuries.

Here is a list of instances that pissed me off (laugh if you want to, I don't give a fuck):
  • I bought a DVD and returned home taking off the wrapper to find the DVD to be locked (i.e. the padlock shit on the side of expensive DVDs). I returned to the store to get it unlocked and there was no apology. The guy with the tattoos can get his arms sawed off.
  • Walking around the stores checking their collection of movies, and some staff peeks around the corner thinking I'm gonna 'acquire something by illegal means'. I saw him and he fucked off.
  • Walking around another store with a staff five metres away saying "Keep an eye on him". He can get shotgunned in the face.
  • When I was looking to get a silver PS3 slim last year, a wanker employee tried to charge me $80 more for the bundle.

Well, there is only one certain type of person that I somehow respect. It involves the loss 'prevention' people at the checkpoints. They are kind people and treat you 100000x (or more) better than the employees.

....That is all.

Vodafone

Vodafone is one of the major mobile carriers in Australia. It is also one of the most shithouse carriers you can choose. The simple message is:

DO NOT CONSIDER SIGNING A PLAN FOR A MOBILE PHONE WITH THIS CARRIER.
The Vodafone network guarantee is not a simple process and you might end up feeling more pissed off.

Anyway, I recently used Vodafone just to get a free Wipeout 2048 code for my Vita. I followed their simple instructions and waited for 48 hours as they stated. NO CODE ever arrived and I had to call their dodgy customer service. I eventually received the code, and decided to let my $19 recharge expire after the 30 days, never recharging the sim for as long as I live.

That is all.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Asian Boulevard

Hello everyone and thanks for visiting my blog. This is my first blog post in over a couple of shitty months. There are obvious reasons for this which you should figure out pretty quickly.
Anyway, I hope you are all having a luxurious lifestyle because I'm not. I hate my life and I will not list my reasons for it at this time. This blog post will focus on something that is completely random and might be interesting for some of you readers.  You may or do think I have too much time of my hands....Well I do, I have finished a majority of my Uni work and I am bored as.
This post involves a somewhat comprehensive list of areas where there are a large Asian presence. I refer to these areas as an "Asian Boulevard". Technically, these places are not boulevards....but who gives a fuck, it is an awesome phrase compared to Asian road, Asian street, Asian lane and so on.
Well, here is the list of suburbs in NSW where there is a presence of a certain type of ethnic background. It is quite obvious that this will not be an exhaustive list. If you would like to contribute to the list, it would be helpful, but not greatly appreciated. Before starting the list, I want to wish you all a nice week (not really)

Ashfield - "the land of the angry shangs"
Auburn - near train station where there are heaps of Asian supermarkets and Asian Delis with expired meat
Blacktown - don't care
Burwood - Burwood Road
Cabramatta - EVERYWHERE!
Campsie - everywhere as well.
Canley Vale - Vietnam land
Carlingford - EVERYWHERE!
Central - Market City, World Square, Chinatown... Japville - around Sydney Entertainment Center (100m radius)
Chatswood - no comment
Eastwood - EVERYWHERE!
Epping - what a hole, an airport should be built here
Harris Park - Hot and Spicyville (the land of curry)
Hornsby - Westfield, loud FOBs everywhere
Hurstville - Forest Road
Kensington - ..... UNSW
Liverpool - Wogville (racism not intended)
Mount Druitt - Nothing!
Parramatta - Church Street section around Parramatta Westfield, Macquarie Street (moderate)
Penrith - Nowhere!
Ryde (West) - around shopping centre - I avoid this suburb
Strathfield - kimchiville
Surry Hills - rare
Town Hall - Scattered like a bunch of m & m's being dropped onto the ground due to excessive rage while tearing the package open

That is all.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy

Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy is a 'thriller' movie that is currently showing at cinemas. Due to its awesome rating on metacritic with a 84, I decided to watch this movie.

Guess what?

There was a normal everyday occurrence.....shit happening.
After about 20 minutes of boring dialogue and actors talking among themselves, I gave up and decided to go to sleep. When I woke up about 30 minutes later, I didn't know what was happening. It wasn't interesting to begin with and wasn't thrilling at all. When the credits finally show up, the thrill finally arrives, being able to exit the theatre to see sunlight.

The downside, wasting $15.50.

Thanks for reading my first post of the year and have a nice day.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Buying blu-rays

Blu-rays are somewhat worth paying for when they are......less than $15. However, you should always AVOID LETTERBOX BLU-RAYS.

These blu-rays are the ones where there are two black wanker borders on the top and bottom of your tv. If you got a blu-ray with this display, you wasted your money as the resolution is crappy and looks like ass. Basically, when you buy a blu-ray, you look at the back of the case:

If it says 2.XX (2.35 etc):1 - do not buy it, you will cry.
If it says 1.XX (1.85,1.78 etc.):1 - it utilised the whole 1920x1080 resolution so you don't see crappy empty black areas on the top and bottom of your TV.

Anyway, letterbox movies are not worth it and if you have any discs, you should frisbee them out the window.

THE END.